Tragedy Strikes At Indiana State Fair!

TRAGEDY STRIKES AS STAGE COLLAPSES
AT THE INDIANA STATE FAIR !!! 



And The WEINER IS...

If Congressman Anthony Weiner's Congressional gig is cancelled in the wake of his steamy SEX TWEET scandal, he can always cash in with the Entertainment Industry doing funny jingles... 

Here is the latest rumor:


Are You On DRUGS?

The Florida Legislature says you must be DRUG FREE to get welfare money...



FINALLY !!!

A law that makes SENSE !!!

I have been required to take many drug tests for various jobs to be eligible for employment. Anyone receiving money from the taxpayer should not be exempt from this requirement, PERIOD !!!

Opponents of this new law say it is unconstitutional, so where were THEY when I was pissing in a cup for my last job?

Furthermore, as of the very moment I write this, non-prescription drug use is ILLEGAL...

Any person who hates this new law could be ON DRUGS !!!

President Gets A Goodbye KISS from Gene Simmons

Is it just me, or do you see this President as the most unbelievably naive leader since Neville Chamberlain? 



The other day, our fearless POTUS made the odd decision to pontificate upon the Israeli-Palestinian peace process for no apparent reason. Then again, when has Barry ever needed a good reason to hold another press conference to bolster his exposure on the planet?

This event might have actually been an effective tool for substantive change IF Mr. Obama had actually outlined what really needs to be done in that region. Instead, he treated this conflict like a trade squabble between the U.S. & Canada. I assure you, These two Middle Eastern cultures are not interested in sharing their toys with each other, & Barack knows better(maybe?).

So, now we get to see how Rock Star Gene Simmons feels about the President's designs for a new & improved Holy Land:




Kissecurity 

As you can clearly observe, Gene isn't exactly on board with El Presidente towards his path to peace. Simmons makes the point that Pre-1967 borders puts Israel in a very bad position from a national security standpoint. I saw the map from that time period, & it's apparent that Barack Obama didn't do his homework for this assignment(But, hey! It's only extra credit!). If you look at the Eastern side, the new plan would allow the Palestinians to eat up a majority of Israel's border with Jordan, & provides a clear path for weapons transport into the Palestinian State, Jeopardizing Israeli Security. That is just ONE bad idea plaguing this hair-brained scheme, & I don't have the time nor the inclination to expound upon the other failed concepts.

The fact that we are concerned about the ease of logistics for weapon deployment into a new & more powerful Palestine reveals volumes about where we are in the peace process...

NOWHERE !!!

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

THESE REALLY WORK !!!



My extensive research has yielded this incredible list of very helpful home remedies. As always, please consult with a certified physician before trying these clever techniques:


  • AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.


  • AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.


  • FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER


  • A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.


  • IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.


  • YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.


  • IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT: 

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

ELVIS LIVES !!!

I grew up in the ELVIS Era, when the KING still reigned over the Realm of
ROCK N ROLL !!!

So, it came as a great shock in my fragile childhood, when I was told, "The KING is dead." Elvis Presley had a profound influence on my musical pursuits even before I actually knew that I was pursuing music. His charming good looks & smooth delivery was an inspiration to every young crooner with a voice & a dream. Beyond that, Elvis was the standard by which all performers would judge themselves & be judged by the World.

Once he was gone, we needed a symbol to capture his bigger than life narrative, which was an integral part of American History. Countless souls have tried to commemorate his place in this great nation with every manner of tangible trinket & shrine, but nothing could embody the bold spirit of this pioneer who followed in the footsteps of our other American Legends, until now...

In the U.S.A. we immortalize our heroes on the parchment of commerce, forever celebrating their achievment. It is about time we seal the name of Elvis Presley upon our legal tender...


 OFFICIAL ELVIS COMMEMORATIVE $2 BILL


Only 25,000 pieces of this Limited Edition will be minted, & you can own it! The value of this historic bill will already escalate before production ceases, so buy now while the price is still low.Once the stocks start getting depleted, the price might go way up! If you take too long, this Elvis $2 Bill will definitely sell out! Take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer to own the Elvis $2 Bill.


FAST FACTS ABOUT THE ELVIS $2 BILL
  • This $2 bill is colorized and it features some of the very best pictures of Elvis Presley.
  • The Elvis $2 bill will never be printed again, this is the first and last batch.
  • The Elvis $2 Bill is official colorized U.S. legal tender.
  • This collectible paper money has it’s very own display portfolio.
  • You will get an individually numbered Certificate of Authenticity.

If you want to own a piece of history
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Liberals are tolerant?


This is why you can't be friends with far left zealots. 

This so called "friend" wrote this little love note to me, simply because I don't agree with his values:

Michael.. You are Horrendous!! So many people that knew you and have read all of your NASTY...VILE DISGUSTING.. and BIGOTED posts think you have become a plie[sic] of crap!! Now I know why you have had such issues professionally.. you have alienated so many people!! 
BY THE WAY-- YOUR CHARACTER REEKS!!! I know yyou[sic] think you are Mister Right-Wing-- but you are nasty foul stench on the Nostrils of God!!! 
Nothing you are exemplifying is in anyway close to Christian!! Maybe if you attended Phelps' Church... You are a sad sad waste of skin!!

It's TRUE. If you are conservative, you will alienate many people in the entertainment business. Most professionals in that industry are left leaning, & a few of them have leaned so far, they have fallen over !!!



I had quite a few friends in the music business before they realized I was a conservative entertainer. Now, I am slowly sifting the shallow people out of my life...

I have never hated anyone for disagreeing with me, which makes this person's attack so pathetic & desperate. People who write this kind of attack are so full of hatred & anger, they cannot control their emotions. They believe that by assassinating their opponent's character, they can gain a semblance of respect. Not only does it NOT work, it makes them appear even more rotten to the core.

The moral of this story is:
  • Be true to your beliefs, & be prepared for the changes in your life that WILL assuredly come... 
  • With friends like that, you don't need any enemies...

The Tale That MUST Be Told !!!


I am Michaelantonio, a singer/songwriter/entertainer from Las Vegas and I would like to send a message to our misguided leaders...

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO !!!




There is a compelling story behind this video, & it needs to be heard.

My producer/director, Vlado Kolenic, was a Rockstar in Czechoslovakia when the Iron Curtain was solidly in place. His band, TAKTICI,  topped European music charts surpassing such acts as "Queen," "The Bee Gees" and "ABBA," with numerous #1 songs & Gold Records.

As his success increased, so did his conflict with the Communist Government. More and more restrictions were placed on his music, censoring his lyrics and performances. After the Government cancelled his England tour, Vlado took his wife and two year old son and defected to the U.S.

I contacted Vlado to help me produce my song, TIME FOR YOU TO GO. I told him about an idea I had to send a message with this little ditty. He was COMPLETELY in favor of the concept, & it aroused feelings in him reminiscent of his harrowing experiences with communism; terrors that we have not seen, but might yet face.

You see, he LIVED THROUGH the horrors that we have been warned about. Vlado told me, these things we are seeing from this administration & Congress remind him of exactly what his Soviet Bloc country was like. Those horrors are coming if We The People don't act NOW !!!

Please read Vlado's compelling tale in the bio on the web site below, & help us get our message out by telling his story. He knows more about the truth than we can imagine, & our citizens deserve to hear him...

God Bless America

Michaelantonio

How To Get Free Backstage Passes !!!


It's getting to be absolutely ridiculous!  The ticket prices for concerts keeps rising year after year, but you no longer have to pay their inflated ticket prices and out of control Ticketmaster fees!

There is a brand new website that I'm about to show to you, which will teach you the proven techniques that will get you tickets to any show at no cost (it even works for sold out shows).  This website will also get you special access at your favorite concerts and events and will leave all of your friends scratching their heads and wondering how you did it!

The methods revealed to you through this website are closely guarded secrets of music industry insiders. Get ready to see the looks on your friend's faces when you tell them you'll be backstage at your favorite artist's next concert while they're stuck sitting up in the nosebleed section!


You'll learn everything you need to know about:


* Backstage Passes And How You Can Get Them  


* Taking Photos At Concerts 

   (Even If Others Aren't Allowed To) 

* Why You'll Be Let Backstage While Others 

   Are Turned Away 

* How You Should Act Backstage 


* and much more...


These guys guarantee that you'll get backstage using their easy-to-follow, step-by-step approach!


To get started right away simply head the following website... You won't regret it!

CLICK HERE FOR INSTANT ACCESS 

Enjoy,

MICHAELANTONIO