There are quite a few NFL fans with their panties in a bunch over the Raider’s impending relocation to Las Vegas, but one man implores you to bunch not. He shall calm your nerves & make you wish these darkly clad warriors had sailed to Sin City much sooner, unless you’d rather walk the plank than soak up this Vegas kind of relaxation.
Dennis Hof, owner of the world famous Bunny Ranch in Southern Nevada, made the predictable announcement that he is opening a Raiders-themed brothel near Las Vegas by 2020. We expect nothing less from this man’s club mogul, especially since the football franchise of silver & black shares the same debaucherous reputation as Hof’s high jinks, along with its swashbuckling brand name.
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Just like a pirate in the crow’s nest, we already have a great view of Mr. Hof’s horizon, complete with a name & all the amenities afforded to his honored mateys. Hof will name this newest carnal cat cave The Pirate’s Booty Sports Brothel. As a grand gesture of hearty ahoy(not to mention the added publicity) to his VIP athletes, he promises the Raiders players 50 percent off all his brothels!
Hof added,
The VIP section will be exclusively available to Raiders players and other high-profile athletes and staffed with over 20 cheerleader-garbed working girls.
O Brothel, Where Art Thou?
Before you get too excited about reveling with these Raiders at the ‘Booty Brothel,’ take some time to batten down the hatches. You will have to travel nearly two hours from Las Vegas to Crystal, Nevada just to shiver your timbers!
