How To Win Elections, For Dummies: My Instruction Manual For Democrats

How To Win Elections & Influence People

My conservative friends do NOT want me to write this, but I feel sorry for the Democrats, & truly want them to get that winning feeling again someday...

I am so tired of all this winning, & we need a real challenge to keep us sharp & motivated.
So, now I will teach the Democrats how to win elections, because, frankly, they forgot how to do it:

#1 – Stop advancing socialists on your ballots

A vast majority of Americans do NOT support socialist/communist principles of central government command of resources. We are a people of INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY & responsibility.

Bernie Sanders surely foments the excitement of the young citizens, but their minds are not developed enough to understand wise American domestic & foreign policy.

You WILL NOT get middle aged & older voters to support a socialist.

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Most people realize by age 40, their hard earned money is better kept under their control than some government bureaucrat who will waste it on their own selfish enrichment. Bernie Sanders is the poster child for youthful fantasy against the real life challenges that cannot be fixed with politicians confiscating our money. Worse still, Washington is woefully deficient in balancing their budget, with money they took from us!

#2 – Get back to the days of JFK, with sensible ideas that occupy the center/right of the political spectrum

Bill Clinton used this very strategy to win the White House, & later used these principles in his second term to work WITH Republicans on government reform which fits more closely with our citizens’ wishes.

By the way, speaking of Johnny F Kennedy, he was murdered BECAUSE the communists wanted to change American society to reflect their corrupt Marxist system. If you don’t believe me, consult with America’s most effective spy, Dr. Julio Antonio del Marmol. 
If you can read this, you might be a spy. 

 

#3 – STOP attacking President Trump

This strategy is setting you back perhaps many decades in your efforts to regain a semblance of your former position at the leaders table. Too many Americans WANT TRUMP exactly where he is, getting America back to the place we were, when individual liberty was prized above all else, & prosperity was not just a dream, but an American reality.

Do NOT let the extreme left wing fringe of your party influence your strategy. Their hateful attitude has become a bitter pill shoved down your own throat, & you CAN’T WIN using their modus operandi.

Now, I know some of my conservative partners will try to remove this instruction manual from social media, but I WON’T let this happen!

I have a copy of this, & I WILL release it as necessary.

As a favor to my Democrat friends, I have sent this golden ticket to their leaders, with the hope that they heed my sage advice….

AS YOU WERE….